In related news Taco Bell’s new marketing president is a 12-year old boy. Can’t wait for the release of their Mild Border Sauce on two slices of white bread.
This repulses me… I mean, where’s the liquor?
Cairo Kun
I came. I saw. I blew your mind. Sorry about that.
We learned something new today. Er.
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The passages cited:
Arkansas, Article 19, Section 1
No person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of thisState, nor be competent to testify as a witness in any Court.
Maryland, Article 37
That no religious test ought ever to be required as a qualification for any office of profit or trust in this State, other than a declaration of belief in the existence of God.
Mississippi, Article 14, Section 265
No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office in this state.
Pennsylvania, Article 1, Section 4
No person who acknowledges the being of a God and a future state of rewards and punishments shall, on account of his religious sentiments, be disqualified to hold any office or place of trust or profit under this Commonwealth.
South Carolina, Article 17, Section 4
No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office under this Constitution.
Tennessee, Article 9, Section 2
No person who denies the being of God, or a future state of rewards and punishments, shall hold any office in the civil department of this state.
Texas, Article 1, Section 4
No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being.
Most interesting…
New track from Childish Gambino and Beck.
Thanks Robb. This track is pretty badass.
I want to work in this office so bad. I love cantankerous wit.
If you could have any car in the world, which car would you choose?
A fully loaded Aston Martin V12 Zagato. If you need to ask why, we obviously live in two separate universes.
Somewhere between genius and prattle lies college humor. Enjoy.
(Source: miketrapp)
Cute Dog Loves Its Mouse Toy But Gets Sad When The Batteries Die
Sad dog is sad :(
Show me something more adorable, and I’ll show you a liar. The liar is you.
I do feel that I’ve managed to make something I could maybe call my own world… over time… little by little. And when I’m inside it, to some extent, I feel kind of relieved. But the very fact I felt I had to make such a world probably means that I’m a weak person, that I bruise easily, don’t you think? And in the eyes of society at large, that world of mine is a puny little thing. It’s like a cardboard house: a puff of wind might carry it off somewhere.
